Gregory Lestrade is definitely not an idiot.
*beats bongo drums*
He was able to become Detective Inspector all on his own.
*punches bong drums*
If you write him as a moronic fool one more time,
*smacks bongo drums with a mallet*
I will make sure you die; cold, afraid, and alone.
*throws bongo drums at your fucking head*
*Detective Chief Inspector, despite the heavy criticism of him in the press and a vast number of senior officers including Anderson losing their jobs, both over Sherlock and the Waters Case scandal. His papertrail must’ve been fucking flawless.
Annoyance with fan fiction, a poem.